Alvino

What is Alvino?

1. A good soccer player who jacks off to famous soccer players.

2. A short smiget, usually gay and mexican, always being picked on by whiteboys.

3. A gay wacker who sleeps with his mom.

4. A male prostitute.

1. Dang that alvino just dosn't stop with that picture of ronaldinho.

2. Dang, white boy is picking on that alvino again.

3. Did you here that alvino's sister is also his daugter

4. I did it with a dirty alvino.

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