What is Always?
1.
A powerful and useful word. A word that can potentially be wrong, but not all the time.
A word that can easily confuse people because how it's defined.
There are always exceptions.
I will always love you!?!?
jen-fu
love exception
2.
a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity
I will love you always
See
3.
Womens idea of a somewhat long time.
her: "I'll always wait for you!"
him: "Sweet. I'll be outa here in about 10 years."
other him: "So... your place, or mine?"
her: "yours, mine needs... cleaning"
See
4.
A extreamly useful and powerful word that is used in the English language. The ultimate positive answer and
Man 1: Are you playing sports again?
Man 2: Always
See
5.
a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.
b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.
c.)A great way to take a compliment
a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...
(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...
b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always
(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)
c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..
See
6.
Always is when a cheating husband has to run back home to avoid getting busted, and the lady tells him that he must ALWAYS kiss her goodbye.
1. once you get out of the bed you should ALWAYS kiss me.
2. when we reach my bedroom door you must ALWAYS kiss me.
3. When you are at the door you must ALWAYS kiss me and make sure you don't rush it.
See
7.
The depressed Persian tow-truck man's favorite line.
"It gets bad, then it gets worse, then it gets worse, then i fall 100,000 feet onto pile of razors, and i ask ""Why god?"" and he pours lemon juice on me. Always." - dpressed Persian tow-truck man.
See