Alykhan Edit Meaning

1. A wierd,funny,girl who thinks she is all that but really isn't. She plays and lies to people who have done nothing wrong to her. If..

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. What my girlfriend makes me call her during sex me - "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY" her - "you are daddy's little girl&quo..