What is Alysia Maurice?
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a whore who has a new boyfriend everyday. she makes up fake diseases to make people feel sorry for her. she's a compulsive liar. she claims to have sezures every two minutes. she claims to know how to fight but she really doesn't. every guy she "dates" she carves their name into her body.
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An extremely sexy piece of man meat
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The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.
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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
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