What is Alyson?
1.
Someone (female) who is amazing/exciting in the bedroom.
A girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very
A girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.
Geoff: So how did it go with that girl last night?
Dave: Well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!
Geoff: Score!
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2.
1.
A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.
2.
An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina
Dude I totally made that girl an Alyson last night
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3.
n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.
boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
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4.
hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.
don't be such an alyson, just do it.
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5.
A girl who performs sexual favors (such as hand jobs, blow jobs, anal sex, double penetrations, etc.); A girl who sleeps around.
You know that girl Alyson? That bitch is a cum guzzler!
That ho is an Alyson, I bet.
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