Alzreadyinhandeimer's

What is Alzreadyinhandeimer's?

1.

The condition that renders you incapable of finding an object you are looking for due to the fact that it's already in your hand

Kelly was looking for her cell phone and it was her hand the whole time! Must be stage 4 Alzreadyinhandeimer's.

See destinesia, forget, stoned, mallzheimers

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