A.m. Lumber

What is A.m. Lumber?

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

See morning wood, morning glory, erection, pitching a tent

Sonbizatch

1. bothersome, miscellaneous requests that originate in an organization's sales department Process this sonbizatch, and make it snap..

Crackaphat

1. Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc Impotent man goes to the doctor and ..

Vaja

1. A more elegant name for "Vagina" I've got to make my vaja look pretty for Bobby tonight. See pee pee, bird, twoit, crot..

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