A.m. Lumber

What is A.m. Lumber?

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

See morning wood, morning glory, erection, pitching a tent

Rotflmaoahmhottwstc

1. rolling on the floor laughing my ass of almost hittig my head on the table while scaring the cat there realy isnt an example for rotflm..

Every Hole's A Goal

1. (Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol..

Gieder

1. A redneck, starwars freak. That gieder put NASCAR stickers on his Jabba the Hut doll...

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