A.m. Lumber

What is A.m. Lumber?

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

See morning wood, morning glory, erection, pitching a tent

Infecta

1. A very scary tabby cat with rolling eyes and incredibly bloated cheeks.. Man, just thinking about Infecta gives me nightmares....

Ergometer

1. rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers! Crew: ........

Eute

1. eute is the combination of the two words, evil and cute. It can be used to describe anyone who is rather cute-looking, but evil, inside...

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