A.m. Lumber

What is A.m. Lumber?

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

See morning wood, morning glory, erection, pitching a tent

Eponysterical

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W.o.f.

1. A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently..

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

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