A.m. Lumber

What is A.m. Lumber?

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

See morning wood, morning glory, erection, pitching a tent

1:17

1. This is the time Halo players notice when they look at a clock. No matter what, when a Halo player looks at the clock at 1:17, they will..

Hootch

1. Slang term used for any hard liquor, such as whiskey. Most often used when refering to cheap liquor, the kind one might drink from a bot..

Yubbing

1. rubbing in a sexual manner; particularly used when a man rubs his head between a woman's breastesses. I can't believe he was ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

A.m. Lumber Edit Meaning