What is Amarillo?
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A city in north Texas its kinda small but its NOT one of those places where everybody knows everybody main thing its kinda boring but most of the time u can find sumthin to do
Jan : did u know that Oparah came to Amarillo?
Bob:no
Jan: yea she did!!!!!
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Town located in the Texas Panhandle. Population of 185,000, a majority of which are white trash in it's purest form. The land is flat and barren, smells of cow shit, and the wind blowing at 15 mph is known as a calm day. Things to do are limited, and include eating a 72 oz steak in one hour (and shitting 4.5 pounds of meat the next day) or going to Medipark and watching the ducks fuck. Houston may be the arm pit of Texas, but Amarillo is it's nasty, stinky asshole.
Visitor: "Holy shit, whats that smell?"
Amarilloian: "What smell?"
Visitor: "That smell of vile, putrid fecal material?"
Amarilloian: "Oh that smell." "Thats my city!"
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Spanish for "extreamly boring and stinky". When the wind comes out of the southwest, smells of nasty cows and their turds. Amarillo has a population of 180,000, 179,994 of which are in the white trash catagory. The topography of the land is flat like a pancake, with assorted scrub brush and mangy trees. Highlights include going to Medipark to watch the ducks screw. Iowa may be the arm pit of the US, but Amarillo is the brown stinky hole!!!
"Hey, lets go to Amarillo for vacation!"
"No thanks, I'll just stay here and step out in front of a bus instead!"
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