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A young male flatmate who acts cooler than he is.
The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even..
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any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.
girl: today is friday. you know w..
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What your girlfriend says just before she rips your head off.
Jim: What's wrong, babe?
Sue: Nothing's wrong.
Jim: Oh, ok, t..