What is Amazing Mumford?
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Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.
Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.
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Cranky, aggressive older female, prone to snarling and pontificating. The Republican version, often coiffed in a massive bouffant haird..
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
