What is Amazon Fire Crotch?
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The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.
"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"
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v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.
"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."
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a chicken on crack. made up by the awesomely clever CRAZY PSYCHOPATH.
The potsywackle ran up and down the chicken coop screaming "..