What is Amazonian Boogle Toad?
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A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
OMG!!!1!! ...an Amazonian Boogle Toad just ate that horse!
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