Amazonian Penis Fish

What is Amazonian Penis Fish?


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the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!

doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.

jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

See vampire fish, blow job, gross, amazon, urethra

2.

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!

doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.

jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

See vampire fish, blow job, gross, amazon, urethra


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