Random Words:
1.
See morning wood.
When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an a..
1.
My ex-wife.
My ex-wife fuckedthe mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
See ex-wife, slut, whore, fucked, fuck, fucker, herpes, a..
1.
Happens when you lose control of your bowels.
That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.
See James..