Amber Petty

What is Amber Petty?


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Much loved D grade skanky bogan celebrity on Australian television best known for rolling around at launches in recycled bridesmaid gear from a royal wedding. Famous for "Keith Richards" wasted looks and unfortunate incidents, like being photographed with a Bandido bikie murdered a couple of days later. Also famous for being bitchslapped in a pub when she stole the Pubboy founder, Mark Alexander-Erber, from his bikie wife in eastern Sydney. Nonetheless Amber is a 'good sort' and good for a laugh. Famous for her beef jerky complexion due to spending a lot of time at the beach.

Amber Petty has been dubbed 'pig lady' by the Danish gutter press.

See princess mary, melbourne, bikie, moll


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