Ambidextrousexual

What is Ambidextrousexual?


1.

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.

Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..

Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

See masturbation, hands, cast, sperm, sex


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