Ambidixtrous

What is Ambidixtrous?


1.

A man who can pack his package left or right.

Yesterday his Speedo's bulged on the left, and now they buldge on the right. Oh yeah, he's ambidixtrous.

See junk, trunk, wang, dong, johnson

2.

A man who can jerk off with either hand.

Carl broke his right hand spanking the monkey, but that won't stop him. He's ambidixtrous.

3.

a man whose dick will go either way... a bisexual man

"Fred likes to have sex with men *and* women?"

"Yeah, he's ambidixtrous."

See Lisa


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