Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

A-12

1. basically its "shit" "Pick up the dog's a-12 off the porch ass fuck!" See shit, caca, poop, turd..

Crustals

1. dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows. See saliva..

Loser

1. A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead. As seen in the image above. Use your right hand..

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