What is Ambifapstrous?
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The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to
Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.
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A person who smuggles Moomins.
John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler..
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A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.
I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe...