Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

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