Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

Nannygoat

1. another accepted form of a Goatee I'm trying to gro my Nannygoat back out See Michael 2. an unwanted hair on a woman's fac..

Punchkin

1. When a girl is giving a guy a really good blow job, and after a few minutes into it she stops and punches him as hard as she can in the ..

Kenesque

1. Consistently good, as Ken Jennings is on Jeopardy!. "You got an A on your chemistry test? You're really kenesque when it com..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ambifapstrous Edit Meaning