Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

Shit Slap

1. A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bit..

Quote Snipe

1. When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it. The professor would have totally given me a better gradeif..

Nig Nug

1. Another word for a black midget, short for "Nigger Nugget" Guy 1: Look, its a black midget! Guy 2: Naw that's a Nig Nug..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ambifapstrous Edit Meaning