Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

Cynophobia

1. Cynophobia is an extreme fear of dogs. Because the girl suffered from cynophobia, she couldn't be near a dog without being extreme..

Jazmin

1. the purest and finest of things mostly related to a female yo look at jazmin son, she for sure lives up to the name See cute, beautifu..

Green Job.

1. Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius. Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV. See prius, blow job..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ambifapstrous Edit Meaning