Ambifapstrous

What is Ambifapstrous?

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hitin the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.

Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.

Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

See ambidexterous, ambidextrousexual, ambidexsexual, ambi-masterbatious, ambibator

Ktn

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E-fu

1. Educational-Fuck up You are an E-FU. See fuck up, educational, retard, nigger, black..

Qwaz

1. a queer mexican. nothing else. just a queer mexican. jeez mom. your such a fucking qwaz sometimes... See mexican, queer, insult, fag, ..

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