Ambitious Lighter Guy Edit Meaning

1. instruments of tortue so, still not talking eh? well we can fix that, once you eat...brocoli!..

1. shit 1337 for shit I need to take a 5h17. See 1337 h4x0r..

1. Another name for Barack Obama. Did you see Hopey crush Walnuts in that debate last night? Looks like he may even have convinced a few ..