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a guy named Bret, that cheats on his wife and licks his way through the personals.
My husband is such a cinder blok.
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Really fuckin into something and you dont wanna be disturbed.
I was beluptuously chilly dogin my mom last night when my dad walked in.
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The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.
I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, ..