Ambnesia

What is Ambnesia?


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The kind of amnesia experienced when one takes the sleep-aid Ambien.

Guy: Dude why did you text me in a foreign language last night?

Girl: I have no idea...I must have Ambnesia. I have candy wrappers in my bed, also.

See ambien, sleep, amnesia, texting, drugs


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