Ambush Edit Meaning

1.

(n) the name given to an unkempt and untended mass of pubic hair that explodes by complete surprise out of a really hot girl's panties.

So she's down to her little Playboy panties right, and she is looking so fine and I wonder "how did I manage to get this fine piece back here" and I'm ready, and she's ready. So I whip her panties off and ... BOOM! There's freakin hair everyhwere man! It's like some kind of cute, furry forest animal exploded! It was a dead set ambush.

See bush, hairy lassoo

2.

Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.

"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."

"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"

"Because he would be furious at us."

See business, executive, meeting, politics, rival, peer

3.

The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.

Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!

See ambushed, screwed, fucked, unfortunate

4.

After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.

Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.

If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.

Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush

Mally: erm

Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up

Jon: Ambush!

Mally: Suicide mission!

See innuendo, funny, slang, ambush, suicide mission, sexual innuendo, sexual, dirty

5.

ambush, noun(aka a.m. bush), also ambushed

The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.

1. I woke up, rolled over and fell into a warm wet hole, it was an ambush.

2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.

See access denied, ambusher

6.

military term killingzone

we where in an ambush and i was so scared

7.

To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.

Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.