Ambush Paddington

What is Ambush Paddington?

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As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

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