What is Ambush Paddington?
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As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
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Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.
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To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so..
