Amelyn Edit Meaning

1. when a girl wearing jeans is dry humping your cock and the zipper feels like an alligator biting your dick. I was only wearing boxers a..

1. The act or consequence of pooping standing up. Somebody peed on the seat... So I had to poolunk it. Hey, man... I gotta go take a dump..

1. An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they&..