American Burrito

What is American Burrito?


1.

The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.

Beans --> Mashed Potatoes

Beef --> Leftover Turkey

Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce

Rice --> Lettuce

Lettuce --> Carrots

Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hellabootsy!

Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!

Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...

See burrito, american, food, poison

2.

another term for a "sub sandwich".

seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.

guy 1: "hey, lets go get a American burrito from Subway."

guy 2: "sure, i love subway."

See burrito, subway, quiznos, food, burito, sub, yummy

3.

Any Burrito is an American Burrito because a Mexican Burrito doesn't exist.

Ignorant American: "hey Hoezay (Jose) I'll take ya to Taco Bell so u can make me one of them Burritos.i love me sum Burritos how about you do ya like that good Mexican food."

Mexican Named George: "It's not my fault you don't know how to order from Taco Bell or how to make your own American Burrito. I like to eat a Burrito every once in a while but I eat it like it's a foreign food because they don't make fake Mexican food in my hometown.

See burrito, mexican, american, fake, food


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