American Cheese Edit Meaning

1.

Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

This nasty-tasting, solidified soyoil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.

I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.

See sarcastic

2.

A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.

Best when melted.

-Damn, this American cheese is bad.

-Try toasting it.

See cheese, american, swiss, cooking, toast