What is American Couch Sloth?
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Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.
"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"
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A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!
Can you tune my guitar?
Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!
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Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.
"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
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Random Words:
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when a EMO kid enjoys something a lot. Used when nothing else can describe how much you envy something.
I heart your shoes kelly. Woot!..
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The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
Requirmen..
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Common slang.
Something easy / everybody would be able to accomplish.
Oh, it will be dead easy, like riding a bike.
Just like riding ..
