American Idolitis

What is American Idolitis?


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A horribly incurable disease that allows people who are both pitch and/or tone deaf to believe they are truly excellent singers when in fact they really just plain suck. Symptoms may include: breaking glass, screaming cats and uncontrollable rage if the disease is mentioned in the 'singers' presence.

AT: "Wow Andrea, your mom can't sing worth a shit yet she thinks she's great and never seems to stop. Why is that?"

AS:"She has American Idolitis"

AT:"Oh, that's sad. Very sad."

See simon cowell, american idol season 7, vomit


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