American Inch

What is American Inch?


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Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"

WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."

MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"


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