What is American Politics?
1.
An over-excessive proganda warfare in which supporters from one party (i.e. Democrats or Republicans) will try to convert others from the opposing party onto their side. This in turn upsets the opposing party and causes a similar reaction.
In the end, the only one who truly benefits from such underhanded means of attempting to get into the office is the media. This includes, but is not limited to, both American, Foreign, and Alien news outlets.
American Politics has never let down satitrical writers/cartoonists.
2.
A lose,lose scenario.
Both parties buttfuck you.
But the Republicans are kind enough to use anal-lube!
The Democrats dry fuck ya!
There's very little point in voting.
3.
While the definition of politics states, "the art or science concerned with guiding or influencing governmental policy, m-w", American Politics is where elected officials debate unrealistic and unreasonable proposals in order to pander to their base and get re-elected.
American Politics is why that gay marriage amendment has no chance in hell of being ratified.
Because of the intricacies (difficult to resolve or analyze, m-w) of American Politics, democrats are responding to that bullshit proposal with a rediculously short pull-out deadline.
A.K.A: Cluster-Fucking
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