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to be so gassy that you feel that you are able to make a ship out of the gas that has just excreted from your anus.
I am gandalfing the..
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Similiar to ankle dipping, the act of inserting ones foot, into the anus, until only the ankle remains exposed.
The red tide prevented ..
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the description one gives when you have a really bad turd.
I have just been to the toilet and it was like opening a bag of pigeons...