Americans Edit Meaning

1.

(synonym: Yankees)

Mostly people who live in the USAare called Americans.

People in other countries like to call them fat and stupidwhich is the common stereotype. Americans think of themselves as free and rich.

When you think of americans the first thing that comes to mind is big fat people sitting on the terrace of McDonald's stuffing themselves.

See yankee, yankees, american, usa, us, fat, mcdonald's

2.

Speaking of an "typical american" is as stupid as speaking of an "typical european", even worse I believe, though most of them have at least one language in common compared to europe with its dozens of utterly different languages.

But nonetheless, regarding my own humble experience, I found most americans beeing really kind, straight, honest and generous people, and despite these qualities, they can be quite (irritating) modestly too. I believe even behind the "fuck off, leave me alone"-attitude, some of them have, you still may find a big, bumping heart in the right place. They live, struggle and suffer as we all do, well, probably in a more intense way. A lot of them have managed to create incredible beautiful and touching things like art, literature, music and other amazing or insane stuff while they have been living in the worst nightmare you can't nor you like to imagine at all. You won't find this special kind of strength and creativity very often outside america. Especially their music can tell you a lot about them; if you're open minded and dig deeper.

It's true their culture is quite dominating, from an european point of view, but this is because they're often just freaking good in what they do, and the "language" they speak is one everyone can understand. Since the U.S., as well as Canada, were founded by people who came or fled from every thinkable place of this planet, americans are the sum of all these origins. Squared. So, from a different view, we're all americans. If you want to see one, just look into a mirror. If you hate them, you probably just hate yourself.

Regarding U.S. residents, I hope, wish and pray they get their act together again, that they get over all this sad shit they suffer from and rise like a phoenix. Come on. Nobody can smile like you do, show it to us again. I'm missing it.

A: "All Americans are fatasses."

B: "Yeah, just like all Germans."

A: "They eat shit all day long and look ill."

B: "Yeah, just like all Frenchmen."

A: "They speak a pathetic language."

B: "Yeah, just like all Britons."

A: "They are obsessed with sex."

B: "Yeah, just like all Italians."

... and so on and so forth ...

A: "They're just fucking stupid and have no culture."

B: "Yeah, just like you."

See united states, canada, america, american, stereotype

3.

I'm not even American, so don't just shrug this off as 'An American trying to defend themself and their country.'

I myself am Canadian, and although SOME Americans are fat, idiotic, ignorant slobs, many are the exact opposite. A lot of Americans (probably the majority) are genuine, hardworking people who do the best they can to provide for their family with what they have. Many hate Bush, and are glad Obama's taken his position, hoping that it'll lead to more peaceful and better living. Not all of them wanted to even go into Iraq in the first place, and even though the stereotype for Americans are fat and stupid, many of them don't deserve it, and if you think that 300,000,000 people are stupid fat asses, you are extremely close minded.

Non-American: I hate Americans, they're all fat and stupid.

Me: Well I'm sorry you feel that way, it makes you look very arrogant.

See america, americans, world, stereotype, hate

4.

Since I'm American, I'm going to tell you that an American is a person who lives in America. You can't say that 300,000,000 people (and counting) are all fat, ignorant, car-obsessed, self-obsessed slobs. There are some people like that, yes, but those people are usually either given a poorly-rated "reality" show or have the shit kicked out of them.

Me: So which presidential candidate do you think will do the best job?

Some idiot: Well, I'm not registered to vote so I don't really care and I don't know the issues.

Me: Maybe you should go on the "Flavor of Love"!

Me: Hey! Let's ride around town in a shopping cart!

My Friend: Yeah! That sounds fun!

Stereotype: Well, you guys have fun. I'm too fat to fit in a shopping cart and too lazy to push one. I'm going to find a Big Mac and maybe piss off some people on the internet so they'll hate Americans.

Me: ...Dude...

See americans, stereotype, usa, nothing, to, say

5.

Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.

Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!

Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.

A typical Americans lunch break

"hi, can i have a large bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"

"only for 20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"

"I have it supersized! please!"

" I will bring it right over for you."

*he waddles to find a seat*

See fat, pollution, lazy, bush

6.

Anyone originating from the continents of North and South America. However to aline with previous posts will be condensed to people originating from or adopting citizenship in the United States of America. This definition confines "Americans" to a population of roughly 300 million. Within those 300 million or so citizens may be found genetic components originating from every nation and region currently comprising the international community. Considering the diversity and population of these people their individual qualities are equally diverse. So upon interviewing all 300 million one would find everything from the mentally handicapped to the highly brilliant, amazingly ignorant to the extremely knowledgable, and the morbidly obese to the epitamy of healthy. Obviously any statement attempting to stereotype or critque such a broad and varying group of people would only preval in showing the ignorance of the author.

"Americans are ignorant."..... A phrase uttered by a truly ignorant person born between a different set of imaginary lines.

See logical, honest, bla

7.

Seriously, people of non-american heritage we're not all like that. Many of us actually hate our president and wish he'd walk into oncoming traffic. WE also believe that this war with Iraq is pointless and want to put a stop to it. Also, most of the people I grew up with only ate shitty McDonald's because our parents were too poor to buy both good food AND the drugs of their choice. I hope someday that American POLITICS and some whacked-out-crazy assholes will realize that America isn't the best country in the world. Someday, I'll leave America to travel to the most beautiful and interesting countries and I hope that I won't be hated (or loved, eek!) for being American.

non-american: Stupid Americans!

me: W-why? *commence sadness and possible crying* Why can't we all just get along!

Eek! Don't hate me! I'm nice, really! I like kitties... and skittles.... I always try to remember to turn off the lights when I'm not using it and I hate littering and... um, DON'T HATE ME!!! Please.

See don't, hate, me, love, the, world