What is Americow?
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Subspecies of the North-Americunt.Refrigerator-like,hirstute mammal of apparently indeterminate gender.Gender may be tentavively determined by threatening with a full sentence,or prodding with super size Freedom fries and diet Coke.If the creature emits a nasal wail expressing entitlement,the beast may be female(or more likely hermaphroditic).Often enlarges mouth in a vain attempt to make it's posterior look smaller.Emits stench of rotten onions when aroused or threatened.
Garden varitey Americows;Rosie O'Donnell
Ann Coulter(ectomorphic mutation)
Barbara Bush
Angelina Jolie
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a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.
darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100'..
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Only the coolest way to say goodbye to friends.
You: Toodles Ramen Noodles!
Me: Peace out Girlscout!
See bye, later, bubye, toodles..
