Americow

What is Americow?


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Subspecies of the North-Americunt.Refrigerator-like,hirstute mammal of apparently indeterminate gender.Gender may be tentavively determined by threatening with a full sentence,or prodding with super size Freedom fries and diet Coke.If the creature emits a nasal wail expressing entitlement,the beast may be female(or more likely hermaphroditic).Often enlarges mouth in a vain attempt to make it's posterior look smaller.Emits stench of rotten onions when aroused or threatened.

Garden varitey Americows;Rosie O'Donnell

Ann Coulter(ectomorphic mutation)

Barbara Bush

Angelina Jolie

See inbred, skank, yank, reality show


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