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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincte..
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Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking..
