Amey

What is Amey?


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A large multinational company that kids itself into thinking it is great. A company that prides itself on shit floating to the top and screwing everyone else until they have no ounce of there own will power left and so catch ameyitis. A place where you can come to work and all your hopes and dreams can be squashed and thrown in the gutter. A place where the bigger arsehole you are the better you will do.

The British government are also thinking of making criminals work for Amey as punishment. Where this has been trialed crime has dropped by 100% and muggers are actually giving old ladies money just to make sure they don't have to work for Amey.

"Oh man i got caught robbing that petrol station and the judge is making me do 3 years hard Amey"

See shit, lying, bastards, tossers, useless


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