A.m.f Edit Meaning

1. Mustache. (Preferably on a man.) Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater! See mustache, sweater, lip, beaver, clam..

1. Another phrase for masturbation She's not coming over tonight, so I guess I'll just make a visit to the five-finger circus. ..

1. An inverted penis. A penis so small it has obtained negative mass. Scientifically impossible, but claims of Atrelegis sightings have b..