Amherst College

What is Amherst College?


1.

The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.

Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?

Boy: Amherst.

Girl: Take me. Take me now.

Boy: Don't want no STDs.

Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.

2.

Number Two, and bitter about it. See shitfor more information.

"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."

See shit, poop, feces, nescac, amherst

3.

cost around $70,000 a year.

But financial aid cuts it less than half, so you really pay around $30,000~

suggested SAT score 2200~ (I only got a 1910 LOL)

suggested ACT score 31~ (I got disqualified for mine)

1,600 students but with $2,000,000,000~ endowment

Very selective (only about %15 chance of getting in).

My dream is to go to Amherst College or Dartmouth.

See you, me, him, 1616


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