A-million-to-juan

What is A-million-to-juan?


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The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?

Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!

Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!

Hector: Si!

See mexicans, presidents, odds, juan, million


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