What is A-million-to-juan?
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The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.
Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
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Random Words:
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1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind
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