A-million-to-juan

What is A-million-to-juan?

1.

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?

Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!

Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!

Hector: Si!

See mexicans, presidents, odds, juan, million
71

Random Words:

Shit Raft
1. A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotc..
Read more
Yordanos
1. Derived from the east african culture meaning Queen of all Wonders, One who is usually the head female in charge, tendancy to have her ..
Read more
Vegan Goon Squad
1. Any member of PETA,AFL,FARM or any other so-called vegan animal rights group who use fear or any type of strong-rm tatics to get their p..
Read more
Book Banner