Amish Affair

What is Amish Affair?


1.

unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.

Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."

Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"

Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."

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