Amish Butter Churn

What is Amish Butter Churn?


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Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

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