Amish Corndog

What is Amish Corndog?


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Masturbate profusely and vigorously until the member is red in color. Lather member liberaly in a corn based batter of your choosing. Place member in anal cavity and "bake" until golden brown. Excess batter is to mixed with pubes and smeared across the face to resembele the traditional Amish beard. Once dog is fully cooked, partner may enjoy this tasty Amish delicacy

"I ordered the bangmaid to wip up some corn batter for the annual Amish festival, but I just couldn't resist...I gave that bitch an Amish corndog."

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