What is Amish Goatee?
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An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache
Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs
Knowitall Douche: A
van dyke is a mustache andgoatee , so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee
CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it..
