Amish Goatee

What is Amish Goatee?


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An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dykeis a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

See van dyke, soul patch


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