What is Amish Hayfield?
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When a girl finds pleasure in sexual activities including peanut butter. Usually involves nutty or creamy Skippy peanut butter in the genital area. Especially efective when generous amounts are applied to the fist and put places that would not otherwise be possible.
OMG I love doing an amish hayfield to myself every night, the chunky peanut butter kinda scratches my vage and i get off really quick
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When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.
Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear
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