Amish Mud Woman

What is Amish Mud Woman?


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When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.

I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.

See muddy, dirty, dress, soil, plow, rolling


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