Amish Porn Star

What is Amish Porn Star?


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An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.

1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...

2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.

3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.


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