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Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!
Heh, heh...
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A pizza with no meat.
Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?
Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.
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