What is Amos?
1.
An unknown and mysterious phenomena that strikes suddenly and without warning, while always remaining to be unseen. The victims of Amos are known to have severe and sudden aches and pains in random areas of the body.
The following takes place in an unknown place, and all characters are fictional...
MR16: "Ey John are you okay?"
John: "Nah man, my butt is aching!"
MR16: "Ahhhh that sucks."
Do: "Tough break man."
MR16: "It must have been Amos again."
John: "Did anyone see Amos?"
Do: "No one ever does and no one ever will!!!"
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2.
a name that sounds like
1: Did you just say your name is anus?
2: No, it's Amos.
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3.
A way of referring to someone who has said or done something stupid or foolish. Often used as a term of endearment between a group of friends or within
Why did you say that? That's stupid. You're such an amos.
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Amos: Also known as Amos Syndrome. Originally associated with fungi of the bubon region, the term has been expanded to incorporated other genetalia related diseases.
Due to recent scientific re-modelling of the term, Amos now most astutely define the most hazardous and life threatening of genetalia related ailments.
Doctor: The malformed infant was stuck in the mother's womb, its body partially protruding from the mother's genetalia.
Doctor: A severe case of un-natural discharges affect your son's genetalia, he is afflicted by Amos Syndrome.
Doctor: Cause of death for this patient, Amos Syndrome to the nether region, spreading to his urethra and internal organs, causing internal bleeding and sexual discharges internally.
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Setting a religeous context as a nickname for one named Eamon.
What's up Amos; are you still
going with that one?
