Amphetapenis

What is Amphetapenis?

The symptom upon which a penis shrinks or has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection due to recent amphetamine use.

Matt: "What happened, negroid?"

Steve: "I tried to bone her but my dick wouldn't co-operate; I had major amphetapenis."

Ear Gold

1. A euphemism for ear wax. I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet! See ear, gold, wax, miner..

Lockndross

1. a huge nerd 2. the sexiest stud out there. 3. the best cs player ever..

Jalapidated

1. Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up. The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined. Jeff's hat was jalapida..

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