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(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.
For my birthday, your sister gave me a..
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Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.
Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night..
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A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunc..