Ampudestrian

What is Ampudestrian?


1.

A person walking across a street or busy intersection who is missing a leg.

Generally it takes them a long time to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the ampudestrian cross the road?

A: Because he wanted me to be late for work.

See pedestrian, amputee, road, speedbump


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