Ampudestrian

What is Ampudestrian?


1.

A person walking across a street or busy intersection who is missing a leg.

Generally it takes them a long time to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the ampudestrian cross the road?

A: Because he wanted me to be late for work.

See pedestrian, amputee, road, speedbump


99

Random Words:

1. All Maya ritual acts were dictated by the 260-day Sacred Round calendar, and all performances had symbolic meaning. Self-mutilation was ..
1. A word that describes when you quietly whisper "fuck"to yourself as a result of seeing someone u didnt want to see/ or as a re..
1. When watching The Big Lebowski, to drink a White Russian whenever The Dude drinks one, and to smoke a joint whenever The Dude smokes one..